'They went to sea in a sieve, they did, in a sieve they went to sea; in spite of all their friends could say, on a winter's morn in a stormy sea, in a sieve they went to sea. And when the sieve turned round and round and everyone cired ''You'll all be drowned", they called aloud ''our sieve ain't big, but we don't care a button, we don't give a fig!''. It is madness to build like this, and it nearly destroyed me, my marriage, my sanity, and I'd never built a thing before, and I'll never build again!